2026 Managers

Drew Tannenbaum

Cracka Commish #CTESPN AFC

The Commish and reigning champ — the man who keeps the whole FL/NY Gents machine running.

Sterling Valentine

Valentine's Vendetta AFC

"I always win every trade I make... ALWAYS." Sterling considers Rivalry Week the most important week of the season — a loss to a rival is a disappointment no matter what else happens. Self-appointed nickname: The Grim Reaper of Rivals.

Joey Trippeda

Egbukkake AFC

"I'm Joey (Jo-wee) and I'm gonna win this fucking thing. Who's locked, I'm locked." Also known to reference Cohutta, Amateur Peter, and Milk Factori — don't ask, nobody knows.

Gio Miele

Nabers In Paris AFC

I manage my team with the icy calm of someone who's already drafted your sleeper. I don't 'set lineups,' I conduct weekly public shamings. They call me 'The Sunday Scandal' — every time I log in, something happens that gets the whole league talking. I draft the players you were targeting, start the ones you forgot existed, and beat you with the ones you swore were 'safe fades.'

Evan Keyser

Dicker Boutte AFC

I've made more trades than anybody in this league because I'm not here to sit around and hope my team gets better — I get shit done. I'm not scared to take risks, make bold moves, or shake up the roster if it gives me a better shot at winning. If there's a deal to be made, I'm making it. They call me Dicker Boutte — no explanation needed, your boutte is getting dicked. You don't need to worry about my lineup. Worry about whether your team survives the matchup.

Logan Hill

She Diggs Me NFC

GeneralBooty doesn't rebuild — we reload. I may not always make the smartest moves, but somehow I'm always a problem come Sunday. GeneralBooty started as a completely unserious name that somehow became the most feared franchise in the league. The name stuck, the strength in numbers grew, and the championships are next. I don't need to talk shit — your roster will do it for me. If you see GeneralBooty on your schedule, start preparing your excuses now.

Tyler Hill

The Hendrixxx Dynasty NFC

"It's not easy being the best looking GM in this league. While being the oldest, I'm aging like a barrel of your favorite bourbon. Cheers to the league." If you really know me, you'd know I go by Hendrix — a name earned by only the truest of rock stars. Only time I'm not thinking about my team is when I'm sleeping, and when I'm sleeping, I'm dreaming about it. The second you stop trying to improve, you fail. Hell, look at some of these managers' teams for example. I'm here for the long haul, and I want what's mine — that trophy.

Luis Torres

Brown Little Watson NFC

Call me Young Blood the Body Snatcher. I build championships not because I like to win, but because it's the only way I get hard. Also, I hate Evan.

Peyton Vilardi

Coop Cupp Clan NFC

"I don't play fantasy football for fun—I play to ruin friendships, destroy weekends, and make grown men question their life choices. My draft strategy is 10% research, 40% irrational confidence, and 50% absolute fucking delusion." My fantasy career is basically a beautiful combination of bad decisions, miracle wins, premature celebrations, and blaming the commissioner when things don't go my way. If I'm ever quiet on Sunday, assume I'm either winning by 40 or committing a felony in my living room.

Jason Azif

Nix Deep in Burrow NFC

Owner/GM of Nix Deep in Burrow. Lifelong Broncos fan who'll ride Bo Nix longer and harder than any of you ride your fantasy studs. They call me The Deep Threat. Finished dead last last season, sold off the aging vets at the deadline, and loaded up on youth — now sitting on 5 picks in the first 12 with a roster of future studs about to turn into a full-blown dynasty. Started the year as Bo Nix, Mo Dix, but after some 'film study' realized Bo was going deep and Joe was the one getting filled — rebranded overnight to Nix Deep in Burrow and haven't looked back. Happy to talk shit about your awful trades, and I'll still have the last word when your 'win-now' team is in the basement and this young core is running the league.